The Secret's Out: Droopy Is In

I spoke to a friend of mine the other day. She was helping her sister after special "enhancement" surgery. She informed me that even if there is a group discount to count her out... it isn't worth it. She then informed me that droopy is in! And that if I need a friend to hang out with at the pool who has matching breasts, she would be happy to join me! Thanks, friend! Join me anytime! And anyone else who has the old and unimproved "mommy" breast look.

Oh, and to help hide them, we can where thin white tank tops over our swimsuits. It's not like they get wet and become see through and show off everything we hoped to cover! It works, just ask a bunch of folks at the pool!